Tim Allen’s Mugshot

1) Mark Wahlberg:

Wahlberg, born the youngest of nine children all living in a three bedroom apartment, dropped out of school around the age of fourteen and joined a gang.  During this time, he was reportedly in trouble with the law around 20-25 times for dealing drugs and various other offenses.  Things came to a head when he was 16 years old and he attacked two Vietnamese men without provocation.  He attacked the first with a stick and he punched the second, permanently blinding him in the process.

Wahlberg was initially charged with attempted murder, but it was later reduced to criminal contempt.  After pleading guilty, he was given a two year sentence at the Deer Island House of Correction in Boston.  In the end, he only had to serve 45 days in the correctional facility.  This was a major turning point in his life.  As he said, “As soon as I began that life of crime, there was always a voice in my head telling me I was going to end up in jail. Three of my brothers had done time. My sister went to prison so many times I lost count. Finally I was there, locked up with the kind of guys I’d always wanted to be like. Now I’d earned my stripes and I was just like them and I realized it wasn’t what I wanted at all. I’d ended up in the worst place I could possibly imagine and I never wanted to go back.”  He started his turn-around by reaching out to his parish priest for guidance and support, as well as leaving the gang he was a member of.  You can read more of the interesting life of Mark Wahlberg here.

2) Paul McCartney:

Famous as the least controversial “nicest” member of the Beatles, alas, Sir Paul is the only of the fab four to serve time in jail- and not once, but twice! Many are familiar with Paul’s Tokyo arrest in 1980 for trying to bring marijuana into Japan. Paul served 9 days of a 7-year sentence in a Tokyo prison.  But 20 years prior, in November of 1960, a teenage Paul McCartney was briefly jailed and deported from Hamburg, Germany for alleged attempted arson. He and fellow then-Beatle, drummer Pete Best lit a condom and stuck it on the wall of their living quarters.  Paul and Pete were arrested by local police and put in jail for several hours before being deported by plane.

3) Alfred Hitchcock:

As a boy, Alfred Hitchcock’s father had a London policeman “arrest” young Alfred “for getting bad grades”.  Little Alfred had to spend the night in jail.  He was reportedly terrified and developed a lifelong fear and hatred of jail (and the police).

4) Johnny Cash:

Cash was arrested in 1965 while returning to the U.S. from Mexico. He was arrested at El Paso airport in Texas under suspicion of smuggling heroin.  Further investigation found this to be untrue, but his guitar case was stuffed with a large amount of tranquilizers and amphetamines.  He spent the night in jail and paid a $1,000 fine.

5) Bill Gates

A young Bill gates was arrested in Albuquerque in 1977. The circumstances are murky, but it is believed he was busted for running a stop sign and driving without a license. (He probably only spent hours in a holding cell.)  Bill was also arrested in 1975 for driving without a license and in 1989 for suspicion of drunk driving charges (later reduced).

6) Tim Allen:

Tim Allen was once a coke dealer (Gee, he seems like such a nice guy!)  Tim was busted at an airport with reportedly over a pound of cocaine.  He volunteered to snitch on his cohorts as compensation for a shorter sentence.  He still spent two years in a federal prison.  You can find out more on the fascinating life of Tim Allen here.

7) Babe Ruth:

On June 8, 1921, Babe Ruth was arrested for speeding. He was fined $100 and locked up in jail until 4 p.m.

8) Ty Cobb:

In 1914, in St. Petersburg, Florida, baseball’s greatest hitter (and most notorious racist), Ty Cobb, claimed an African-American butcher’s clerk had insulted Mrs. Cobb over a fish she had purchased.  In the ensuing encounter, Cobb broke his thumb and drew a pistol on the clerk.  He was arrested and jailed for one day over the incident.

9) Vernon Presley (Elvis Presley’s father):

Elvis’s ne’er-do-well daddy was arrested for forging a $4.00 check (he changed it to $40.00). Vernon served three years in Parchman Farm (a section of the Mississippi State Penitentiary) in 1938. Along with mother Gladys, three-and-a-half year old Elvis would often take the long bus ride from Tupelo to visit his daddy. Vernon’s jail term strongly effected little Elvis, who would sit on the porch and “cry his eyes out” for his daddy.

10) Zsa Zsa Gabor:

In 1989, Zsa Zsa was charged with assault of a police officer after slapping officer Paul Kramer in Beverly Hills. It was basically just a traffic stop, but Zsa Zsa took great offense at her treatment. She was also charged with driving without a license and carrying an open container of alcohol (a flask of Jack Daniels) in her $215,000 Rolls-Royce.  She spent 3 days in jail and paid $13,000 in court fees.  “He deserved the slap”, said Zsa Zsa after the incident.

11)  Frank Sinatra:

Always a notorious ladies man, in November of 1938, 23-year old Frankie was arrested in Begen County, New Jersey for having a sexual relationship with a married woman.  Charges of “adultery and seduction” were later dropped.  According to the F.B.I. Report, the complainant was “a single white female of good repute”. Frankie spent about 16 hours in the clink before being released on a $1,500 bond.  (Young Frankie’s mugshots of that infamous day are now featured on t-shirts.)

12) Robert Mitchum:

Young Mitchum was a real hell-raiser as a kid. At the age of 12, he was thrown out of school for fighting with the principal. At 14, he was arrested for vagrancy and put on a chain gang (for vagrancy? At 14??)  Escaping, Mitchum went to California, where he did a series of odd jobs and later became a movie star. In 1948, Mitchum was jailed for the then then “notorious” crime of smoking marijuana with actress Lila Leeds.  He served 60 days in jail.

13 and 14) Two of the Marx brothers (Harpo and Chico):

Harpo Marx, the Silent Marx brother, was going to a costume party dressed as a knight, completely encased in a suit of armor. He got lost going to the party and was arrested for vagrancy while walking around trying to find the party.  On top of that problem, the front opening of poor Harpo’s armor head was stuck shut, which made it difficult to communicate or be recognized.  He was jailed by police for a few hours before he could clarify his strange circumstances.

Harpo’s older brother, Chico, was once arrested for jaywalking. He argued a little too strenuously with the officer and was promptly thrown in the clink.

15) O.Henry:

William Sydney Porter, the future famous short story writer, was convicted of embezzlement while working as bank teller in 1894.  While serving his prison time, Porter took on the pen (no pun intended) name “O. Henry”.  Several theories exist as to the derivation of his name, but it is commonly thought to be derived from a guard named Orrin Henry.  Another theory has O. Henry being short for “Ohio Penitentiary”.